Autoresponder series x30

I need an autoresponder series written. There must be 30 messages. All messages must talk about the power of twitter and getting to whale status. all messages must urge the reader to upgrade from his free account into a paid account. I need these immediately - if you cannot 100% guarantee that you can complete this project in 3 days or less, do not bid. If you do not have experience with twitter as well as with powerful ad copy, do not bid. If you are awarded this project, and your final result is above average/outstanding/ and otherwise powerful, you will be offered another writing gig worth considerably more money. Maximum bid is $30 - if you cannot do it for this, do not bid. When you post your bid, include "I Really Read It" so that I know you actually read this full description... any bidder that does not include this will be considered a spam bidder and reported accordingly.