article writer needed 400 words each article

Hello, potential providers! I am looking to hire article writers who can write 5 articles in just one day. I am willing to pay $1.25 per 400 word article. Topics are varied and may involve insurance, taxes, advertising, and gadgets such as monitors and usb adapters. DO not worry about the topics; no expertise is required, as long as you know how to pull off writing articles based on research. If you can research on the internet and come up with good articles, then that's good enough. I need good English with minimal grammar corrections necessary. I'm sad to say that articles with gross mistakes will be rejected. I may ask you to write a sample 400 word article on one topic. If you make a good test article, I will pay even for that sample article at the same rate ($1.25 per 400 words). Here are the terms: -Produce 24 articles per bid, 400 words each article. I need all 24 articles immediately, so teams are welcome to apply. The first article (your test article) should be finished in 2 hours. If I like what I read, you will be hired for the project. You will then be given the next 4 articles, to be submitted after 8 hours. -Next 4 articles will be given, to be finished again within 8 hours, and so on until all 24 articles are finished. (You are given about 2 hours to work on each article.) - Please give me about an hour or two to review your articles after you submit them. I have every intention of seeing the transaction through as I have a lot of articles to write and I need all the help I can get. -You should know how to write using certain keywords (SEO). Also... If you are interested, feel free to submit your bid. THOSE WHO CAN'T SPEAK STRAIGHT ENGLISH, PLEASE DO NOT BID SO AS TO AVOID WASTING YOUR TIME AND MINE. Just to make sure you have read through my instructions, place "I am jelly" in your bid AND pm. Again, the project is for 24 400-word articles of $1.25 each. That's $30 all in all. People who are willing to start IMMEDIATELY are the only ones allowed to bid. Thanks and hope we get to do business together!