I'll be straightforward here. I have:
1. Over 90% in all language tests on Freelancer.
2. A few short stories and one full novel, all available on Smashwords and Amazon (Google me). You will notice that my other stories are more sci-fi oriented. However, I strongly urge you to check out my short story, "Melting Moments". Also check out "One Shots of a Love Sick Reaper" under the pseudonym Love-sick-reaper. All are available for free, and they show my capability to write drama and flirt with the romance genre. In the past, I have been very successful with romance.
3. A job at an ad agency, where I do copy-writing.
4. A degree in Business Administration, with a specialization in Marketing, Brand Management, and Competitive Strategy.
5. The most competitive price here, considering my qualifications and experience.
Pick me, sir. I'm the man for the job, and I won't let you down. Simple.