Bot needed...smart bot

My company wants to hire a few people, that eats artificial intelligence in every minute of their life, to help us build the most exciting, promising and revolutionary piece of software that will bring havoc to the current market of online freelancing. For the completion of the project, each invidual can receive for his work up to 50 000 US dollars!!! What we are planning...hold on your seats! A s-m-a-r-t bot, that is, a SMART bot, that will automaticly bid on projects, that will automaticly understand them from a natural language point of view and that will semiautomaticly resolve them(with human factor being as close to 0 as possible). We imagined this extraordinary bot to be an expert system like bot, which will have a huuuge knowledge base in his back, will have a constraint-based experience and cased based reasoning. This robot will use lots of machine learning, data mining, rule classification, ant colony optimization, metaheuristic and deep tree classification. I hope your are following me, because for next three-four months you have the possibility to earn a lot of money, working side by side with our top specialists. We already have a fairly simple backbone, that uses at this moment, almost 1000 threads to reasonate with the input it receives. Please post your experience on this field, your interests and if we'll like your bid, then you have a great opportunity to work with a top leading company in this field, from this country. Please include the word bird in your bid, I won't consider the ones without bird. Fans knows why. Puramaj Kharini, Germany, Leipzig, artificTech ## Deliverables * * *This broadcast message was sent to all bidders on Friday Feb 12, 2010 4:48:16 PM: Thank you to all biders for your bid. We want to specify a thing that seems that you didn't understand. This bot will build solutions to RAC projects almost AUTOMATICALLY! Given a project X, develop a solution for it(code it, comment it, compile it, etc) For more details, please send a message.