I need someone who can provide me with 100 short 120 word character messages. They must be witty and comical. I'm on a low budget and can only offer $10 for this. Do not waste yours or my time by bidding any higher than this.
+50 (120 character) sentence or two about college parties, college girls, and pranks.
^^^^^All content must be relevant to colleges. You must provide which college it was from.
+50 (120 character) sentence or two about staying motivated, hard working and inspired to work.
+A minimum of 15 images for the college set. Use the images however you want and it counts towards the 50.
+A minimum of 15 images that are inspiring. That includes a quote in the picture, or you do.
I'm only hiring natives to the English language. Post "I read this" at the bottom of your application, so I know you read this.