While there are many who are capable of this task, apparently the other two bidders prefer to drastically overcharge you. That's not my style. On the contrary, I am willing to perform this task, return excellent results, and do so for your project budget minimum of $2.00.
I'm doing so with the expressed condition, that when completed (and only to your highest satisfaction), in addition the $2.00 compensation, you will also include a most positive and supportive review of my work for the freelance world to see! ;)
If that is an acceptable term, then please let me know at your earliest convenience. I'm looking forward to this and many future engagements where I may be of service to you.
Sincerely,
Andy