Compare and Contrast 5 Hosting Providers

I run a coding blog and am looking for skilled ghostwriters. You will need to be a web developer/admin, with a good sense of humor in your writing. All contents must be informative, grammatical error free and copyscape pass. Im looking fore a review of the following Providers 1) Pagoda Box 2) Digital Ocean 3) Heroku 4) Rackspace 5) Elastic Beanstalk The review should have an intro, explaining that 5 Providers will be Compared and Contrasted. a review & test of each with Step-by-Step instructions on how to use. Then finish with a matrix comparison and thoughts. Then for EACH: Step-by-Step 1) Opening: A little background on the host, what they provide/pricing 2) Setting up an account 3) Deploying a PHP (symfony2+SQL) 4) Deploying a Node.js (express + mongoDB) 5) Process for deploying updates to the code 6) How to scale the resources based on load 7) Closing: Thoughts based on using + 2 pros/cons Any questions about the task, please just ask.