Bring my site to order.

Hello my site needs to be finshed. There are a couple of things Mailchimp needs to be set up with the site. I want the newsletter sign up to be set up when the site opens people can login and sign up for the newsletter I want newsletter option in the bottom right corner of the footer I want the My neearest city function to work proplerly I want Another page set up with a slider on the top of it and comment reviews below it. It will be called the TV show page I want that all links are closed out and nothing points to the old site I want Correct size design and functions of all pages I want the categories pictures to be better more professional. I want the categoires to look great make sure they look clean I want ad banners on the right side of the pages above the search options I want on the home screen slider a search tool bar so people can search for items in the site. I want a nice picture of dallas in the background one we can use legally I want it to be great This is the template i am using [login to view URL] Type 4859589 if you can do this job All functions that are not working like My nearest city I want them to work and be smooth.. i want the site to run fast. I want the sign up page for businesses to look better and have a nicer design I want a thank you email set up for registering I want the share option for sharing businesses with facebook or where ever to work and actualy show what they are suppossd to not like what i have now I want to be able to know where to change the text in that file