Writing texts for phone pranks

Hello i have a sense of humor and i love making pranks to people i know or i don’t know, but of course without hurting them morally or .., below is a sample of a pizza delivery prank : Hello, it’s the pizza delivery office talking to you, our delivery truck is parked now next to your house, can you send someone to open the door and guide us to the venue where you are organizing the pizza party! ....... ..........what you didn’t order pizza? We are not talking here about a pizza or two, you ordered 100 family size pizza with extra caviar topped on top! .Your Bill is 1000$ and 2000$ for extra caviar!!................you are saying again you didn’t order anything, Please our phone id detector has detected your phone number!..................Please understand we are not responsible if your phone is hacked or not or if someone ordered on your behalf, it is your responsibility, we are calling the cops!!!!!! Hope you will like it :DD

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American English ! Why can’t u try an Indian to prank them in Indian American English ! It looks stupid but if you guys once happy with the result then I ll be the regular employee!!