Teach and create animation

Pay attention and real all requirements is very simple and quick, just post your bid if it is below $ 30, thank you Hello, workers! Wanted to """"learn"""" to create a video / animation using After Effects or Flash and Illustrator to draw. The video script is very simple: Slide 1 - photo with some input and output effect and text you type slowly. slide 2 - same as slide 1 Slide 3 - same as slide 1 Slide 4 - same as slide 1 Slide 5 - two squares, inside the square first appears a doll of a woman in a kitchen and the puppet have to mess like this cooking and burning with a pan (simple and fast animation) / second squared appears the dish a food coming out of smoke showing that this warm Slide 6 - two squares, inside the square first appears a doll of a woman in the laundry, scrubbing clothes and wiping the sweat from his forehead with his arm / second squared appears the shirt clothes, pants pretty clean brightness signal at some points of the clothes Slide 7 - two squares, inside the square first appears a doll of a woman in desk desktop with paper stack and with her shirt off working and stressed or placing both hands on his head showing be stressed / second squared appears a couple of tennis with the price, clothes with the price, glasses with the price and allowance to the price slide 8-6 square / 1 square a girl moving the finger and cursing the mother appearing@@# $ # @ $ @ # $ symbols in place of swearing / 2 square Bonica a woman with sad face and flashing / 3 square a woman doll looking at the clock concerned / 4 square boneno a girl dancing in a club / 5 square a kneeling woman snowman near a bed praying / 6 square a group of girls smoking and drinking or drunk and smoking Slide 9 - same as slide 1 Slide 10 - same as slide 1 Slide 11 - same as slide 1 simple animation, sounds complicated but it is not I who have detailed well to get everything right. the puppets can be simple illustration but showing the goals have to have sound in animations .... and the rest just background music. Need to share your screen and voice on the skype to teach me from beginning to end, high quality and good clean effects in the texts and screen. background music is not important just teach to me change after.