Get 10k Facebook fans - 1 day listing so act fast!

I am looking for 10,000 new Facebook fans for my existing Facebook page, which currently has 887 fans. This project will only be open for 1 day so get in fast! Here's the rules: 1) all fans must be real people 2) all fans must be from the United Kingdom (England, Scotland, Northern Ireland & Wales) only 3) all fans must be active with 30 or more friends and at least 4 photos 4) all fans must be aged 18+ 5) all fans must have a status update older than 14 days ago Payment: 1) you will be paid after 14 days after project delivery 2) You will be paid only for those fans that remain active after 14 days. 3) Any fans that are suspended in that time period must be replaced, or will not be paid for IF YOU GET ANY FACEBOOK WARNING NOTICES YOU MUST INFORM ME IMMEDIATELY. NO SHADY METHODS OF ACQUIRING FANS WILL BE TOLERATED. YOU WILL NOT BE PAID IF THE ACCOUNT IS DELETED, BANNED OR SUSPENDED. When you quote please let me know what methods you will be using, your experience of delivering similar projects and how quickly you can deliver. If you can give examples of Facebook fanpages you have worked on before please include the URL in your PM/bid. I will have an identical Facebook fans project coming up very soon. If you win this project there will be more work for you in the future. This project has had to be relisted due to failure on the part of the previous freelancer. Please do not bid unless you have experience of this type of work.