Awesome Virtual Assistant Required - Great English, Informal Cool Person Required!

We are looking for a highly-competent VA to assist us in our email customer service and social media work. We prove BRILLIANT self-development tools to the world, including the promotion of meditation to productive people. We have a great catalog of products, and we need someone GREAT to help support them! (Honestly, this is a cool role!) We require 1 to 2 hours per day, or around 45 hours per month initially. No specific timezones required, but you will need to ensure you can clear your email account around the clock, even skeletal coverage during vacation periods. This work will ultimately lead to a long-term position, and likely a growth in the size of the role. You will be required to: -- Provide EXCELLENT email support to clients of our products -- Manage social media, with our Twitter and Facebook accounts -- Moderate forums and encourage conversation This role may expand into marketing and affiliate management as time progress. You will need to have *100% amazing* English skills. NATIVE TONGUE SPEAKERS ONLY. The slightest typo is going to drive myself and our customers crazy. If you can't get this absolutely right, please don't expect to be on the team. We will eliminate all submissions with spelling mistakes and grammar issues. You will also need to be relatively technical, and preferably hold liberal and scientific life views, owing to the nature of the products involved. We have a small team, where we produce and support various products connected with the personal growth industry. To prove that you have read this full request, kindly start your bid with "YOLO!" -- and no template responses, please. Feel free to provide a little information about your background, without being too overly formal. We're looking for relaxed, informal, enthusiastic, highly positive individuals... just like us. Don't be too formal when you write to us. It'll come across as a bit odd. Thank you for your time!