DMOZ guaranteed...

We need a guaranteed DMOZ listing for a Greek car-insurance website. We do not want just a directory submission into DMOZ, I can do that myself. I need somebody who is already an editor on the [login to view URL] website to guarantee the listing approval. We will pay 40% once the DMOZ listing has been active for 15 days and the final payment of 60% when listing is still active for another 30 days (that's in 45 days in total). Please send me a message with -I'm a DMOZ editor- in the subject if you're interested.