Adobe Flash Soundboard

This project will consist of using Audacity (or similar audio recording freeware) and Adobe/Macromedia Flash to create a soundboard that can used for prank calling purposes. I will disclose the subject of the soundboard once the winning bidder is selected. Your job will be to: 1. Locate funny soundbites from YouTube and other audio sources, save the individual audio files, then create a Flash soundboard that plays the sound clips when the buttons are pressed. EXCELLENT ENGLISH IS REQUIRED FOR THIS JOB. A good example of a soundboard can be found here: [login to view URL] Here is a brief tutorial on how to create a soundboard: [login to view URL] 2. The Soundboard categories should be as listed below. I've listed some common sound clips in these categories so you can get an idea of what I'm after: Greetings - Hi, Hello,good morning, etc. Names - self explanatory Questions - self explanatory Statements - self explanatory Insults - any sort of rude comments Closing - bye, see you later, etc. Places - cities, countries, etc. 3. I will design the background image and logo for the .fla file, so don't worry about that 4. There should be a minimum number of 5 buttons/sound clips per category (excluding Places and Closing) and a minimum of 50 buttons/ sound clips total. PLEASE NOTE EACH SOUND MUST CORRESPOND TO THE PROPER CATEGORY. I WILL NOT PAY FOR A BUNCH OF SOUNDS THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE IN A CONVERSATION. 5. I will pay 100% of the agreed amount upon 100% completion of this project, including numbers 1-4 above. I have literally hundreds of soundboards I want to create, so if you do a great job, I will hire you for a TON of projects in the future.