Following is a sample of my blog.
Yeah I know, second post in a day. Easy there killer. Thought I would give a little more reading material for those who regularly check my blog, since it has been few posts lately.
My girlfriend is playing F.E.A.R. That game (probably sadly) scares the hell out of me. Something about haunting a little girl with paranormal powers and her clones of my team members makes my weapons feel a little lackluster.
Speaking of scared in a game. We bought Bioshock 2 the other day because I saw a commercial I realy loved during a UFC fight. Whoa, I just sounded super gay. Anyway, a few of us were sitting around while I played the new game. I was pretty jumpy the entire time, as I am with any game I feel could involve monsters, weapons, scary music, dark rooms, dolls, animals, people, etc.
So I'm playing this game. I'm walking around underwater when I see a shark. I'm all "hey did you see that shark it was awesome!" I said this mostly because I am easily amazed at video games. Then I see what I think is a rope or something. Rope. Ha. I wish. It was a flippin' GIANT SQUID! It in no way harms you, but I scream like a child immediately. Scariest thing that I have ever seen in a video game I think.
I should be writing on my book right now. I almost got an entire 3 paragraphs finished today. Yay. At this pace, I may finish my first book before my children finish their third.
I wish I had some God given talent to sing or dance or write or act or have long, lovely legs. For commercials. 'Cuz if I could sing, I would sell out and be a back up singer for Miley Cyrus in a HEARTBEAT. Or back up dancer. Or write her songs. Or act like I do all of these things. Or at least I would have long, lovely legs.