Flash Intro and logo

Hi guys. First o all this project is intended to only 18+ bidders, so if you don't have legal age please don't bid. HEre is what I need: 1. Flash intro(loader) with an animation of a guy pumping up an inflatable doll. The idea is that after he pumps it it blows up. You should try to make it look as funny as posible(that's the idea). After it loads it should show the logo(part 2) and enter button taht redirects to [login to view URL] 2. LOGO - it should be something realy simple(look at the attached picture). I want something simmilar, but with the doll's from the intro face and the text there to say: "BUJE". This should be all. Don't bid without having something to show me. Show me your work and I'll choose the best intro and logo. There might be some little changes needed after I choose the provider but I'm willing to pay the extra work. The winner will get 100$ from me and then he will send me the source files(FLA and PSD). Thanks