Need a Funny Writer for multiple Projects

Hello I am a creative/academic writer focused on Ghostwriting. I have experience writing fictional novels and short stories; as well as blogs, articles, content writing, taglines etc. I provide freshness and uniqueness to my work and you can expect from me a strong commitment to a deadline, the highest quality and a fluid/friendly communication. Client satisfaction is my ultimate goal. Thank you for considering me.

I can write a quality letters for you.

Hello, Newsletters can either inflame talking points or fade into obscurity. My experience in delivering concise, engaging content will fascinate readers and bring talking points to the table. I work efficiently with high regard for the quality of my work- whether daily, weekly, monthly, etc. I will deliver exceptional newsletters with an engaging tone and memorable content. As a collaboration I believe we can connect to the audience you desire. Kind regards

"""Hello, I am capable of writing different subject materials including blogs and a blog is an informational website published on the world wide web consisting of discrete, often informal diary-style text entries, articles such as perspectives, synopses, and policy, etc. Books, reviews, web content, sales & marketing copy, etc. My versatility and depth of experience with different forms and styles mean that I can create high-quality content in different voices and tones. I have excellent research skills including critical thinking, analysis, problem-solving and dissemination and am adept at understanding wide-ranging materials and perspectives. I am pedantic with grammar, spelling, syntax, and structure. I strive to write captivating content and to keep readers engaged and informed while inspiring them into action. From formal corporate writing to creative writing, you can rely on error-free and original Content. Regards "" "

Hello, You have just posted a project by requesting to write some articles. I am really interested to work with you. I am fully committed to producing quality results and delivering unique article that makes you stand out from your competitors. Few Questions regarding of your project *How many articles do you want? *How many words do you want for each article? * May I know when do you need this project to be done? To provide top notch quality task, I need to take up to 1 or 2 days to research your topics then write. It will take around 3- 4 days to complete the project successfully. Why not get in touch with me, and be treated to service that is all about you; the client! Regards Mike

Hello, i am interested in your creative funny writing project and would love to work with you as long term relations. I have done many writing projects before and will offer you master's level of writing from my side with 0% plagiarism and unique a unique content daily. Feel free to drop me a message for further discussion :) Regards, Azzy

Hello, Academic writing emphasizes arguments and informative details, you should leave this detailed content to a skilled professional to ensure effectiveness. While this is not material intended to entertain, it is material that is designed to provide details and to garner attention. Let my years of technical and academic writing go to work for you. You need manuals, how-to guides and detailed descriptions at one time or another. That is when technical writing comes into play. Let me show you how technical writing can help you. You may be surprised at the results you can expect from technical writing being incorporated into your operations. Kind Regards

Hi there, I have read your project description very carefully and I am sure that you are looking for a qualified and dedicated writer who can help you in this project without any issue. No worries dear, I think I am a good fit for your job. I am ensuring you that you will receive interesting and high quality content according to your demand within the assigned deadline. Little about myself: I am a professional writer with good background in research. Over few years, I have written lots of content on various topics for my clients. I am highly skilled on article writing/re-writing, blog post, web content, reviews, product description, Press Release and eBook writing. You will find the following things in my content: 1. Easy readable 2. Informative and interesting 3. SEO optimized 4. Grammatical error free 5. 100% unique (Copyscape and plagiarism free) For your concern, I normally charge $40 per 1 page content/email. Looking forward to discuss with you about this project. Again, if you have any questions, then please feel free to ask. I am looking forward to work on your project :) Best Regards, Grand Writer

I come from a fiery latino family who raised me with an overdose and exposure to vulgar language and sayings, with a wide arrange of insults and analogies that touch the fiber of your most inner weaknesses with the finesse of a surgeon, but with the strength of a truck running through a building.

Hello, My name is Lesley and I am an experienced writer and editor from Toronto, Canada. I love the sounds of this "fuck you" project, and I would love to take it on! Below, I've included the beginnings of a fuck you to an ex that I thought might be a good start. I would love to chat with you more and really hope to hear from you! Lesley -__________________ Dear (NAME), It has been some time since we have spoken, and upon reflection, I realize that I have one thing left that I really needed to tell you. Fuck you. For so long, I was blinded to many of your flaws, and the difficulties you created in my life. Now, with the clarity of distance it remains so clear - the only thing left to say is fuck you.

Hey! I would love to work on your project. I wil finish the task with hard work and determination. I will submit the project as soon as possible.

Good evening, This sounds like a lot of fun. I would love to work on this project with you. I am a very experienced writer and editor and will get the work done well and on time. Please contact me to discuss the project further and get working on those fuck you letters. Cheers, Himmat

A Fuck you to the employer A Fuck you to the employer A Fuck you to the employer A Fuck you to the employer

Hi, This sounds like a fun project. I can't think of anything from my previous work history that I could supply as an example, so I've dashed off a couple of sample letters. I was hoping to send them to you as a separate message but it seems that I can't start a message thread with you at this stage - this is my first day on freelancer.com, so I'm still learning how things work. If you are interested, please contact me and I can send you the sample that I've prepared.

To be quite honest, whether this job is real or just an amateur clickbait, I’m on board for however long you need a crudely humorous letter written. Lol. Let’s do this!!

Hi! I have a score of 8 in my IELTS (International English Language Testing System.) exam. I am fluent in English with good grammar. I have experience as a content writer for a publishing house and have also maintained my own column as a food and travel writer . I have experience developing content for various topics such as beauty, fashion, health, nutrition, lifestyle, culture, travel and several other technical genres too. I would love to work with you and write these letters. I can come up with more topics and will write letters that are funny, quirky and engaging. I will work closely with you to ensure your full satisfaction with my work! I can assure you good quality work and prompt delivery. Would love working with you! Feel free to contact me for further details. Look forward to your response!

Actually I laughed reading about this project. It cannot be a coincidence this project and I met each other. Thinking about dropping my PhD studies, problems with supervisors, constant declining of my manusript submission - I truely believe I have much to say in hate/fuck you letters :)