Need English SMS Messages Database containing Jokes, Personality Development tips, Inspiration quotes and Love SMS.

As mentioned in the title I want a database of English SMS messages of following 4 categories; Jokes, Personality Development tips, Inspiration quotes and Love SMS. Bid only if you can provide service under following guidelines. All messages should be in English language. Each message should not exceed the length of a single SMS message (160 characters). All SMS messages should NOT specific to gender, religion or race. (As example love SMS should be general without being specific for a girl or a boy) Need at least 1500 SMS messages for each category without any repeats. All messages should include in a Microsoft XL file or a SQL file. (One file per each category). Every file should have 3 columns with structure of Id (Sequence), SMS Message, and Number of characters in message. My budget for this project is 30$-40$ depending on the quality of the messages you can provide. Make sure to include “I am genuine” when you are bidding. This is to identify that you are not sending any automated bids. PM me if you require any further clearance. Happy Bidding!