Design for a Website

I need a website that will be for jokes and laughs. I need html/css/javascript only and not server side scripting included. Basically I just need design for 4-5 web pages and that delivered in html format. I am a programmer and I will do the backend programming and database. The site template should be responsive which means that it should display on mobile devices as well. Site should have functions like this one: [login to view URL] But it should look nicer and should have more sharing options, option to embed joke on someones site, youtube video should also be on the joke details page. The site should have horizontal and vertical menu. Please begin your proposal with "Vicevi" keyword so I know you have read the description. More details will be given in PM.