PhD Professional Freelance Writer -> 9 years -> Excellence Guaranteed.
Before finalizing, I will need to confirm the number of "descriptions" required.
My bid would cover 550 descriptions @ 50 words a piece. It so happens, in addition to my overall experience, I have a PhD in social psychology and I have written 650+ business plans. This qualifies me to help you, and I like this business, and I think the website is quite nice.
Let me cut to the chase: your copy sucks. You have Product Description followed by Price, S & Del. (big yawn)
But, that is not advertising copy - that is just terms and fine print. You mention humor, but what you really need is sports enthusiasm and then the humor and excitement will come naturally. Every piece of advertising copy should be fun to read; recall famous moments of greatness. What you need is to lead with a section for each product titled "Your Sporting Desire:"
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Your Sporting Desire: A Framed Liverpool F.C. Gerrard Signed Shirt
Prove your love for Steven Gerrard - the greatest player ever!
From the time he was discovered at the age of 9, to becoming team captain in 2003, how many players have been so committed, so reliable ... yes, he even retired at the top of his game!
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Product Description
Liverpool F.C. Gerrard Signed Shirt (Framed)
Product Description
- Steven Gerrard replica 2000 Liverpool shirt
Price, S & Del
Price: £324