A-list Php coder OOP Zend2 Doctrine ORM Regex

No rookies for this one. If you're a new programmer, this gig is not for you, and we'll know in a matter of minutes. We're looking for a talented php programmer with senior-level skills. If you're a mid-range guy ready to step into the big leagues, this is your chance. What you'll be doing: Programming some enterprise-grade web-based business applications using Zend Framework 2.0, Doctrine ORM for OOP, regular expressions. Currently, we're building the world's most powerful autoresponder, capable of handling even phone calls (via Twilio API and/or Google Voice SMS), snail mail (via API), social media message-push (i.e. facebook, twitter syndication) all on a scheduler and/or via API hooks. Other projects include an rewrite of our CRM from the ground up, online e-signature project using imagemagick & HTML5, and an elastic nested task-project management app with email threading. Everything's on an SSO + zurb foundation based CSS framework. If that makes you excited instead of scared, we'd like to hear from you :) it's fun work building some really cool stuff, surrounded by fellow A-listers, with a lot of potential on the table. We are building 5-7 man teams in a few locations around the globe. Please include some links, logins if needed to see it, and what exactly you did if you were or are on a team. Please bid on 5 hours work, just a paid test project and we'll go from there. Currently we are staffing up specifically in india. Individuals only, companies will be ignored. Thanks! Roger in Los Angeles