Basic Webdev / Webmaster [Starts Immediately]

We are a small-but-growing Canadian family-owned online-marketing company looking to hire a skilled webmaster for some fairly basic tasks such as connecting GetResponse autoresponder form codes to optin boxes, managing wordpress, uploading html files to the domain, maintaining cpanel and backend server functions, Google Analytics, and other similar tasks, etc. The job will be part-time to start with. Starting wage is $2-$4/hr depending on your skills and experience, leading to a full-time/long-term position with increased wages if you prove to be a good fit and have good work ethic with a good positive attitude. In your reply, you must begin by addressing it to 'Dear Sir Mr Bogle', and also mention within your reply what your favourite colour is and why, so that we know you can at least follow simple instructions. Failure to respond as outlined will result in immediate rejection. Also include your Sky.pe-ID. This will be a very easy job for the right person with the right skills and the right attitude, so be sure to apply accordingly, competitively, and bid competitively.