HELP ME PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON MY SITE - WORDPRESS & WOOCOMMERCE FIX PRICE

HI Guys and Gals, I need a real pro perfectionist to help me finish my site today. Here is my site - [login to view URL] To put and fine polish it and give it a more professional feel without affecting the pages as I have a lot of GIF and video that needs to stay right where it is. I need the 3 shop page footers made to look more professional - looks really tacky now I need a POP UP - FREE INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING I NEED SOME FORM OF LIVE CHAT LIKE ZENDESK OR SOMETHING THAT CAN POSSIBLY PING THROUGH TO A CELL/ MOBILE PHONE I NEED SOMEBODY TO SET UP THE NEWSLETTER MAILCHIMP (I actually think its done but needs some sort of newsletter which I can write and you can add) I NEED SOME BACKEND PLUGIN AND JUST FOR SOMEONE TO RUN THROUGH THINGS WITH ME so we can adjust some settings AND I NEED THE SITE GIVEM A PROFESSIONAL LOOK WITHOUT DISTURBING ANYTHING - ANY OF THE MAIN CONTENT - GIFS AND VIDEOS on the pages I NEED THE SITE SPEED UP WITH CLOUDFIRE FREE and a PLUGIN TO BE MUTUALLY DECIDED UPON as wp rocket and total cache gave the site problems IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU HAD ANY KNOWLEDGE OF SLIDER REVOLUTION PLUGIN I NEED SOME SEO DONE - YEOST PREMIUM (can get it somewhere else no problem) I NEED TO WORK WITH THIS PERSON so we can run through the tweaks and get it done in one go I NEED THIS DONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE - there is less than 8 hours work here max and i could have the whole site rebuilt for not a lot so PLEASE, I NEED SOMEONE ALL ROUNDED, CREATIVE, MULTI-TALENTED and that will work with me and get this done today, not skip between jobs and do other peoples work, WORK WITH ME UNTIL THE SITE IS DONE AND FINISHED please There may be other small issues that pop into my head but you will be paid for every bit you do. I NEED THIS FINISHED TODAY