Some WordPress Tasks (finish quickly)

The price for the winning bid will only be for the work noted with any other work costing extra. I do expect there to be more work on this site for the winning bidder and i will pay extra for that (to be completed a day or two later if agreed). Work has to be completed 100% and exactly as noted (graphically correct and with no programming issues) and within 2 days. I prefer that the project finished in one day but i will accept it in two days if needed. I will pay a bonus of at least $10 if completed in one day and pay $25 extra if completed in 12 hours. This agreement is void and will be canceled if not completed in full within 2 days. Where required, the selected professional would be working with my designer and programmer (both in India) and be considered for other WordPress work required now and in the future. I am only looking for those that are very good at WP so please only bid if you are excellent with WP, are positive you can do the work noted in the one or two day maximum time fame. While up to 2 days has been given for this project, this work is not very much and should take a good WP professional no more than a couple of hours. With that in mind, please do not bid high bids since they will be deleted and not considered. I am also not rich to pay too much :-) Here are the tasks: 1) The bar with the facebook, twitter etc - the links aren’t entered right. here are the correct URL's to set: Facebook - [login to view URL] YouTube - [login to view URL] 2) On the very bottom link menu, remove the Contribute link and related page. 3) For the 1st mailing list signup section (under the 2nd link menu): change wording to: Sign up for the latest updates, confessions and giggles. Get your copy of 7 Powerful Tools to get Your Children Talking and Listening. 4) For the 2nd mailing list signup section (in the footer section), change the wording into: Not on our email list as yet? Sign up for the latest updates, confessions and giggles. 5) On the What's Happening Page, add a option to say: "Submit an Event" that is a popup form (with the title: "Submit an Event" used) that works like the other two popup forms (i.e. Ask a Question popup on the Ask the Experts page: [login to view URL]). 6) Move the link for the "Ask the Expert" link (first link on the 2nd link menu) to just show as this: "Ask the Expert" on the very top link menu next to the right of the Home link icon. 7) This title: "Kiggles" will go where the "Ask the Expert" link was (far left of the 2nd link menu). Create a new page for this that is simply a copy of the parents unplugged (with the exact same functionality you see on the Parents Unplugged page) but change wording to: "Kids Often Say the Darnest things". Also, add this content at the top of the new page as noted: Share the Best things your Kid has said. Vote on Your Favorites! 8) For the Parents Unplugged page, Change all words that say: "Secret" into "Confessions". All confessions should be in numerical order starting at number 1. Right now, it is showing #151, #150, etc. but should start at 1, and go to 2, 3, etc. Also, change wording/content at top into this: Can You Relate? Weigh in on Other Parents' Confessions and Submit Your Own! 9) on the Parents Unplugged page, place the "Submit Your Confession" image/hyperlink underneath the heading formerly: "Vote on other moms secrets". When people click to the Read & Vote hyperlinks, add another "Submit Your Confession" hyperlink option (popup form like others) - next to "Next Secret" which needs to change to "Next Confession".